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Overview
Humans are weird. They live on Earth and destroy it. They build things to burn. They want to travel to other planets as if disregarding their own, as if next time will be any different. As if they just don’t care.
They walk on two feet, being bipedal mammals, and stand upright when they’re not slouching or being sad. Or crying. Killing. Supposedly they’re intelligent, yet for some reason they use all their inventions to eradicate one another, ending themselves in the process. Capable of so much emotion, they choose to embrace suffering above all else and relish in despair, despite craving vain notions of joy for an ego that doesn't exist.
Humans are capable of creating art, music, literature and displays of crude brutality, such as the Rwandan Genocide, the Holocaust, and institutionalized slavery. As the dominant species on Earth, they have used weapons of mass destruction on themselves and threaten to destroy the planet regularly, willing to eradicate all life in the pursuit of a pat on the back.
Either as a fluke or as a joke of some cruel creator, humanity is recorded to have tainted the universe for over five thousand years, and threatens to spread its reach beyond their languishing planet. It is speculated that humans will contaminate the rest of the Solar System, beyond Earth’s moon, within the next hundred years.
Biology
Humans are squishy, hairy, ugly creatures that use tools to modify their appearances. This does not change the fact that humans are full of blood and guts and foul smelling tubes. They create offspring by mashing their bodies together and getting sweaty. They consume in excess and behave as machines that produce endless waste in order to avoid exploding. Humans are just as biologically related to pigs as they are to apes, despite how humans pretend that they are different from animals.
Language
Humans communicate in an imperfect series of grunts and groans that are collectively agreed upon to share unique meanings. Every human has their own interpretation of their language. Humans are incapable of complex expression.
Society
Humans form collectives called communities that may develop independently of one another. These communities are of varying sizes, ranging from countries to families. They are fiercely territorial and hold a belief called "nationalism" that treasures their community at the expense of all others. While capable of acts of extreme violence, humans do not share conviction, and a majority do not care enough to do anything meaningful with their lives, choosing to believe in anything that someone else tells them.
Humans are deeply influenced by authority figures and idols. Human idols include Bart Simpson, Queen Elizabeth, and Michael Jackson. Incapable of independent thought, humans rely on reusing old ideas over and over, as if truly incapable of learning. Human society should be disregarded in any form it manifests.
